LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS…I’M REALLY PLEASED THAT DENNIS RODMAN RECENTLY CAME TO ELMIRA TO COACH THE BULLDOGS. YOU KNOW…DENNIS RODMAN HAS A LOT OF SPECIAL QUALITIES. HE IS A MAVERICK WHO HAS NEVER BEEN AFRAID TO SAY WHAT HE THINKS. HE IS ALSO COMPETITIVE, AUTHENTIC, SPONTANEOUS, CHARISMATIC, AND ANIMATED. DENNIS RODMAN ALSO HAS A TALENT FOR CONNECTING WITH THE PUBLIC.
I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND STRANGE…BUT GIVEN THE QUALITIES I’VE JUST MENTIONED…I THINK THAT DENNIS RODMAN AND SARAH PALIN HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. LIKE RODMAN, PALIN IS A FIERCE COMPETITOR AND WAS EVEN NICKNAMED THE BARRACUDA FOR HER PERFORMANCE AS A HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL STAR. LIKE RODHAM, SARAH PALIN IS A CHARISMATIC MAVERICK THAT HAS A TALENT FOR CONNECTING WITH PEOPLE. PALIN, LIKE RODMAN, IS ALSO ANIMATED ENOUGH TO BE A CARTOON CHARACTER. SO I THINK DENNIS RODMAN AND SARAH PALIN ARE TWO OF A KIND. WELL, NOT TOTALLY. SARAH PALIN NEEDS TATTOOS!
WITH COMMENTARY…I’M DR. STEPHEN HURRICANE COLEMAN. THAT’S MY OPINION…WHAT’S YOURS?
