LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS...BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...IT'S TIME FOR AN EXCLUSIVE EDITION OF THE DR. COLEMAN GOLDEN PITCHFORK AWARDS.
EVANGELIST PAT ROBERTSON GETS THE GOLDEN PITCHFORK BY BLAMING THE RECENT DISASTER IN HAITI ON A HAITIAN PACT WITH THE DEVIL FROM THE 18TH CENTURY. WHAT CAN I SAY…YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
THE NEXT DR. COLEMAN GOLDEN PITCHFORK AWARD GOES TO THE ACTOR DANNY GLOVER WHO RECENTLY PROCLAIMED--WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE--THAT THE TRAGEDY IN HAITI WAS THE DIRECT RESULT OF GLOBAL WARMING. AGAIN, YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
THE THIRD GOLDEN PITCHFORK OF THE EVENING...GOES TO THE UNITED STATES SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID WHO ONCE DESCRIBED PRESIDENT OBAMA AS "LIGHT SKINNED" AND "WITH NO NEGRO DIALECT.” TO REPEAT…YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...THE DR. COLEMAN GOLDEN PITCHFORK AWARDS. WITH COMMENTARY...I'M YOUR PH.D. OF POLITICS...DR. STEPHEN HURRICANE COLEMAN THE THIRD...THAT'S MY OPINION...WHAT'S YOURS?
