LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS...THE CITY OF ELMIRA --COMPLIMENTS OF THE ELMIRA CITY COUNCIL-- HAS DECLARED WAR ON SEAGULLS.
OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS...THEIR EGGS AND NESTS WILL BE SYSTEMATICALLY TARGETED IN ORDER TO DECIMATE THE SEAGULL POPULATION BY PREVENTING THE SEAGULLS FROM REPRODUCING. IN MY VIEW…THE DELIBERATE AND SYSTEMATIC DESTRUCTION OF ELMIRA'S SEAGULL POPULATION IS BOTH REPREHENSIBLE AND OUTRAGEOUS--SOMETHING I CALL GULLICIDE.
YES...SEAGULLS...LIKE HUMANS...NEED TO POOP...BUT DOES THAT JUSTIFY GULLICIDE AGAINST THE GULLS? YOU KNOW, ANOTHER SOLUTION TO THE LARGE NUMBER OF SEAGULLS FLOCKING TO ELMIRA...AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP ...WOULD HAVE BEEN TO DRIVE THEM OUT OF TOWN WITH IRRITATING NOISE. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EASILY DONE BY JUST PLAYING LOUD TAPES OF THE ELMIRA CITY COUNCIL MEETINGS!!
WITH COMMENTARY…WHICH CAN BE SEEN 24/7 ON THE WEB AT WETMTV.COM...I'M YOUR PH.D. OF POLITICS AND HOST OF “COLEMAN AND COMPANY”… DR. STEPHEN HURRICANE COLEMAN THE THIRD...THAT'S MY OPINION...WHAT'S YOURS?
