LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS…I RECENTLY BLASTED THE WOODSTOCK MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL THAT TOOK PLACE IN 1969. I ARGUED THAT WOODSTOCK WAS A CULTURAL ABOMINATION, A NATIONAL DISGRACE, AND A COLLECTIVE OBSCENITY.
WELL…MY COMMENTARY GOT A REACTION FROM A VIEWER NAMED RICK. HE WROTE AND I QUOTE: “ONCE AGAIN MORON…YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG. MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU CONDEMNED FOR GOING TO WOODSTOCK FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM AND YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE ALL OF THE RIDICULOUS STATEMENTS YOU LIKE TO SPEW. I’M SURE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I’LL BET MONEY THAT YOU WERE A DRAFT DODGER!” UNQUOTE.
WELL, I HAVE SEVERAL POINTS. FIRST, I WAS NOT A DRAFT DODGER…SO RICK OWES ME SOME MONEY. SECOND, RICK IS MAKING WOODSTOCK SOUND LIKE IT WAS AN ROTC MEETING. HOW RIDICULOUS. FINALLY, IT’S OKAY FOR RICK TO CALL ME A MORON…JUST DON’T CALL ME LATE FOR BREAKFAST!
WITH COMMENTARY…I’M DR. STEPHEN HURRICANE COLEMAN THE THIRD…WITH A VIEWER’S OPINION…MY OWN OPINION…AND…MOST IMPORTANTLY…WHAT’S YOUR OPINION?
