LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS...TONIGHT I WANT TO ISSUE AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN MISSING FOR MORE THAN A YEAR. I'M TALKING ABOUT ERIC MASSA...JUST WHERE THE HECK IS HE?
YOU KNOW…HE NEEDS TO COME OUT OF HIDING. SO IN CASE HE SUDDENLY APPEARS...THESE ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS I'D LIKE TO ASK:
MR. MASSA… HOW IS YOUR HEALTH? MR. MASSA…WHAT’S IT BEEN LIKE SINCE YOU RESIGNED AND WAS RESIGNING THE RIGHT DECISION? MR. MASSA… WAS IT A MISTAKE TO HAVE ENGAGED IN A TICKLE FIGHT WITH OTHER GUYS ON YOUR 50TH BIRTHDAY? MR. MASSA… DID YOU SEXUALLY HARASS MALE STAFFERS WHEN YOU WERE A CONGRESSMAN? MR. MASSA… DID YOU DO THE SAME TO MEN WHO SERVED UNDER YOUR COMMAND IN THE UNITED STATES NAVY? FINALLY…MR. MASSA...IF YOU'D LIKE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND ANY OTHERS… YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
WITH COMMENTARY… WHICH CAN BE SEEN ANYTIME ON THE WEB AT WETMTV.COM...I'M YOUR PH.D. OF POLITICS AND HOST OF “COLEMAN AND COMPANY”… DR. STEPHEN COLEMAN...THAT'S MY OPINION...WHAT'S YOURS?